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urhajos: Joan Cornellá

Yeezus!!!

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golden-glock: styleinsurgent: OG CUDI very rare.
undefined-person: Qatari boy that visited us at college
wimpynoodle: asgardian-telephone-sanitizer: laughingsquid: The Penis Machine, A Robot That Draws Penises at the Push of a Button technology is truly amazing “and i’m sitting here drawing penises by hand like some kind of caveman”
castielcampbell: jellybabiesandjammiedodgers: astrolatry: beatle-wholigan-cow: petetownscrooge: queenestelle: love-tastes-like-lemon-juice: nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic: jacobnate: ohsonglion: omg Barbie you left the seat up JESUS BARBIE. Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!  Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking? It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/ BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you?? hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!! what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?! And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture! omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon  Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom theres no fucking bath mat! CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!
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